She's the Greatest Star

And Debbie Reynolds noses it.

Attention, Music Lovers

As Thombeau Would Say...

...a girl and her poodle, pigeons, and pet monkey will soon be parted.

From the RETROZONE archives

Beads and Feathers

To say nothing of boobies and bangles; gladiators and girdles.

Smoke and Mirrors

To say nothing of plaster and paint; scotch tape and string.

It's True!

Blondes have more fun.

Reach Out and Touch

As our friends out there in bloggersville face adversity and challenges, let's remember Miss Ross' mantra:

Reach out and touch,

somebody's hand.

Make this world a better place,

if you can.

And, of course, do it while wearing a purple sequined Bob Mackie cape dripping with a dozen white fox furs. If you can. We love you!

Ann-Margret to the Rescue

Please enjoy some archival videos while we regroup and renew ourselves!

(Fast forward to 1:35 for full-frontal fabulosity.)

P.S. Thank you to everyone who has written us, publicly and privately. Fear not, darlings, we're just taking a little breather while we catch up on (shudder) our real world responsibilities. We love you!

Where the Wild Things Are

UPDATE: After leaving the SSUWAT manse, FelixInHollywood, askthecoolcookie, normadesmond and Thombeau ran off to join the circus.