With such a gene pool, it's not surprising that birthday boy Lorenzo Lamas turned out to be delectably humpalicious in his youth. Admittedly, though, the aroma of cheese always lingered about his persona and career and, unfortunately, he's aged less like a stately Stilton and more like a runny Limburger. Still, he was a peppery Jack in his prime, and we still think that Olivia Newton-John should have at least given him a roll in the backseat before settling for even cheesier John Travolta in Grease.
LORENZO LAMAS
January 20, 1958
January 20, 1958