We're one step closer to
reaching the Valley of the Dahl: we have vowed to henceforth no longer dangle a cigarette from the corner of our mouths while we make a left turn; and to always depend upon a man to tell us if we look good in a Granny dress.
This will no doubt help us find a man as dependable as
Chad Everett, co-star of MGM's
The Singing Nun.